If vodka was water and I was a duck I would swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and I’m not a duck so slide me a bottle and SHUT THE FUCK UP
2 poems roses are red
violets are blue
silence
i kill you
roses are red
violets are blue
in soviett russia
poem writes you
and last
roses are brown
violets are brown
who the f**k keeps on s*****n in the garden
Check out the “official crown court papers” from the court case that lead
to me being the 1st ever british poet to be given a “5 year rap & poetry ban”
(video on my page)
“Donhonki” “First ever crown court BANNED british rap-poet” (2009-2014)
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you just did my homework
If vodka was water and I was a duck I would swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and I’m not a duck so slide me a bottle and SHUT THE FUCK UP
Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem Writes You.
Roses Are Tits,
Violets Are Tits,
I Like Tits,
Tits.
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red and
my sunflower’s red too..
OMFG ! MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE !
what about
roses are brown
violets are brown
who shat in my garden
roses are red
nuts are brown
skirt goes up pants go down
finger to finger
skin to skin
when its stiff
stick it in
ok sry 3
2 poems roses are red
violets are blue
silence
i kill you
roses are red
violets are blue
in soviett russia
poem writes you
and last
roses are brown
violets are brown
who the f**k keeps on s*****n in the garden
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray,
I’m colorblind,
dammit
For hilarious poems about Middle Age …..
Go to Middle Age Sucks by neighborhaber
funny videos, i too make funny poems,
Hearts are red i wish you were dead…o.o that is the first thing that popped up in my head
Check out the “official crown court papers” from the court case that lead
to me being the 1st ever british poet to be given a “5 year rap & poetry ban”
(video on my page)
“Donhonki” “First ever crown court BANNED british rap-poet” (2009-2014)
#SuperInjunction
Roses are red
violets are twisted
bend over love
your about to get fisted
@flaka103100
roses are red
violets are blue
this is a gun
get in my van
lmao thumbs up!!!
OK Heres my poem
You Cry I Cry You Laugh I Laugh You Yell I Yell You Sad Me Sad
You Jump Off A Bridge……… I’ll Miss Your Calls
Here’s one.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem write YOU!!!